Tis the season

Man the girls are gonna have fun this year for Christmas. We went to Menards on Sunday after recovering from a night out acting like we're ten years younger than we are. We needed to find some replacement bulbs for some lights that went out last year and I wanted to replace my light-up Snoopy that finally died and will not be making a comeback despite my efforts to revive it. We did get a Santa decoration for the yard and I plan on perhaps getting some more lights this year. We'll see. I ran out of time to put everything up but I've got it all ready to go for this weekend.







I'd do it if she would let me I swear to you.

I'm going to have to buy a camera pretty damn soon.

Listen fat ass....

So here's what some jaghoff has to say about bike lanes in the city of Toronto. I stole this from here




I'm not saying it's a good idea to ride down busy streets and screw up traffic, but I'm certainly not going to heed any advice from a man who is probably on his 3rd bag of cheetos for the day at noon and hasn't seen his own dick without using a mirror in 20 years. To this man, I sum up my thoughts with a photo I like to pull out of the archives from time to time:

Sure I take on an inherent risk by riding my bike to work everyday. But just because your fat ass spilled your coffee on your cheap ass suit because you can't hold it in one hand, a jelly donut in the other, and answer your cell phone with its cute little downloaded gay ass ringtone, and then swerved to the right and pasted me all over the street widowing my wife and rendering my children fatherless until my wife replaces me, don't tell me it's my fault.